If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

(Source: aru)

sorrydean:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

appulsauce:

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

i never get these but go on

(Source: saocore)

(Source: everitas-nudes)

typegsir:

Reblog if you would get high with the person you reblogged from.